Last Airbender? More like last M. Night Movie…

Or at least that’s what the critics would like you to think. I must say, I have not seen The Last Airbender but have every intention to. Especially now that the critics have put director M. Night Shyamalan in their sights. I’m not sure if the critics are being brutally honest or just beating on a guy when he’s down, but I can’t help but think it’s the latter.

Now, I’m not saying that The Last Airbender is good, especially since I have yet to see it, but I find it hard to believe that this movie is worse than Transformers 2. To me, Transformers 2 is the zero on my scale of zero to ten. Transformers 2 is my absolute zero. Sure, there might be movies that are worse, such as Troll 2, but at least they have an excuse. Troll 2 was made with almost no budget and a bunch of actors that had no experience. Transformers 2 was a professional production filled with amazingly talented people that allowed one giant cinematic abortion survivor ruin it. So expect a full review of Airbender on Kneel Before Pod once I see it, but till then, here is a list of movies that are better than Airbender according to critics and the freshness meter on (Note: As of the time of this writing, Airbender is scoring an 8% fresh.)

  • Clash of the Titans (2010) 30%
  • Bulletproof (1996)  9%
  • Twilight (2008) 50%
  • Terminator Salvation (2009) 32%
  • Norbit (2007) 9%
  • Terminator 3 – Rise of the Machines (2003) 69%
  • Out Cold (2001) 9%
  • Dracula – Dead and Loving It (1995) 9%
  • Aeon Flux (2005) 10%
  • House on Haunted Hill (1999) 24%
  • Shrooms (2007) 24%
  • The Glimmer Man (1996) 9%

Finally, Rotten Tomatoes has “The Last Airbender” on par with the Uwe Boll classic “Postal.”

I seriously have a hard time believing that the movie is this bad.  Till I see the movie, I’m going to keep my venom to myself… but you better believe if this movie isn’t worse than Transformers 2 (20%), I am going to unleash the fucking fury of my internets on the movie critics of the world.

Say something... I dare you.