Duke Nukem Balls of Steel Edition Announced

2k Games and Gearbox insist on continuing the charade that Duke Nukem Forever is going to actually be released. While we all know that DNF stands for “Did Not Finish,” lets humor them for a bit and pretend that the game will actually see the light of day…

Today 2k Games and Gearbox announced the “Balls of Steel” collector’s edition of Duke Nukem Forever. This special edition will come with an alternate cover and the box set will also contain:

-Collectible bust of the greatest alien ass-kicker of all-time
-Numbered, limited-edition certificate of authenticity
-100-page hardcover book: The History, Legacy & Legend: Duke Nukem Forever Art from the Vault
-Duke Nukem Forever postcard series
-Duke Nukem Forever radioactive emblem sticker
-Duke Nukem Forever collectable comic book
-Duke Nukem Forever foldable paper craft
-Duke Nukem Forever poker chips
-Duke Nukem Forever mini-card deck
-Duke Nukem Forever radioactive emblem dice

Delusional people might think that Duke Nukem Forever is coming out on the PC, PS3 and Xbox 360 in May… but we know better…

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  1. Posted February 11, 2011 at 5:06 pm | Permalink | Reply

    I still will believe it when I see it.

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