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Hey Everyone!

Haven’t really posted here lately, so I thought I would share some news.

Firstly, if you haven’t heard already… Kneel Before Pod is being put on hiatus. It pains me that this happened just as the show was getting back into the swing of things, but there was nothing I could do to avoid it. As a result, I am going to be taking a break from podcasting in general. Not saying I won’t ever podcast again, but as of right now I have no plans to podcast outside of Kneel Before Pod. I have plans for a couple podcast projects I want to do, but now isn’t the right time for anyone that is involved. Sorry podcast fans…

Secondly, writing is getting back on track. I had another dirty relapse with my depression, but it’s getting a lot better. I am trying yet another medicine and this one seems to be doing the trick. It’s still early, but I’m not getting that awful medicine head or the dreaded creativity block that I sometimes get with anti-depressants. Hopefully this will be a long term solution for me and my illness will no longer get in the way of my work.

Currently I am talking to an artist about drawing up some concept art and test pages for Tesla Force. I am also in the process of outlining two other projects, one of which is converting my perpetually revised novella Far West into a comic script. I think it works better in a visual medium and find I prefer writing script more than traditional prose. Whenever I write prose I feel like I’m just blowing a lot of smoke, where as script writing allows me more focus on the plot and story elements. We’ll see how it turns out, but I am really positive. Not to mention it feels like I can tell more story in less space.

That’s all I have to share right now. Hopefully I’ll have some more updates soon.

Love,
Carl

PS – I am also now totally in love with My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic… it’s like a disease. A wonderful, loving disease.

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Booth Babes aren’t Cosplayers

Internet “journalism” is a dirty business. I think everyone should be aware of this fact, but it seems few are. The business model isn’t built to support well thought out commentary or unbiased coverage of news. At the end of the day, the people counting the money only care about traffic. In turn, every website’s primary goal is to make you load up the page. They don’t care if the content is good, and in many cases, bad content works even better.

Think back to a little bit ago when a certain website posted an article on how a nerdy Magic the Gathering champion duped some poor girl into going on a date with him. Wait, no… that’s wrong. She was just upset that a guy who said he had some nerdy hobbies actually turned out to be a nerd and wrote a grossly inappropriate article about. The internet was outraged and then the same site, just a staff member from another country, went on to post an editorial saying how terrible the article was. I’m sure the traffic for the two controversial pieces paid a bill or two. I mean, how could it not? They were seriously playing both sides of the issue. And the more people talked about it, the more people searched out the original story.

The same with the recent Mass Effect kerfuffle. IGN posts a video with some asshole saying how entitled the fans are and how they should just shut up and take it. The fans get upset, share the link, and then IGN gets paid. Forbes has a writer that condemns IGN and other writers like them, notices the giant influx of Mass Effect fans visiting the site and soon most of Forbes’ video game coverage becomes about Mass Effect and has a pro-fan slant. Who can blame these people though, it pays the bills?

So all that is to say, don’t buy into the narrative that’s currently being woven for PAX East. Right now the “journalist” are trying to sensationalize some non-events in order to generate traffic. First being Keith Apicary.

I love Keith Apricary. Nathan Barnatt, the actor who portrays Keith, is hilarious and talented. That being said, the Keith character is a destructive and disruptive whirlwind of mayhem. I am pretty sure he has never seen the entire last day of any convention he goes too. He’s a professional troublemaker, much like a majority video game “journalist.” He was kicked out of Comic Con for crashing a panel with James Cameron and Peter Jackson. He was kicked out of PAX last year for crashing the panel of G4′s Xplay, but was then given a second chance since he had a panel the the next day… which he wasn’t able to finish without getting kicked out of the convention. It’s a hilarious schtick for the viewers, but I wouldn’t blame any convention manager for kicking him out. He’s a safety hazard (mostly to himself) and a disruptive force. And he’s not there for the sake of making the convention better, but rather he’s there to make videos. Like I said, I find it hilarious, but I’m surprised he’s ever allowed into any convention.

That being said, he got kicked out again this year. This time he crashed a panel hosted by Rooster Teeth, then proceeded to take his clothes off and dance in order to promote a new music video he’s going to be appearing in. That’s right, he was an unplanned guest who took the stage and began to dance around in his underwear. Of course he got kicked out. Sure it’s funny, but what else could PAX do? If they allow him to get away with it, then the precedent is set. I have heard tell that this time it’s a lifetime ban, which I think sucks but I can’t really blame them. As much as I love Keith and his act, I don’t think you can make a case for him being the victim here. If anything, his panel getting shut down last year would be the one to make the case… but that’s not the popular story right now.

At this point, you might be saying “Why is this story popular now?!?!” Well, like most news in the US, it only gets attention when it involves a poor little white girl being “victimized.” This time people are feigning outrage because Jessica Nigri was asked to put on a sweatshirt. Honestly, that’s the story… unless you want to sensationalize it. “Professional” Cosplayer Nigri was “hired” to portray a character in an upcoming game. (note: I’m not even going to say the name of the game, because then it’s mission accomplished for them as they got people talking about it.) By the very definition, she is a booth babe. An attractive woman that was hired for no reason other than attracting traffic to a booth and interact with desperate lonely gamers.

Now she might have gotten in under the technicality that she’s a professional cosplayer, but once the second day of outfits rolled around… well… lets just say that people were complaining. The picture to the right shows what she was wearing day one and then day two. When she showed up on the second day in her low cut, pink latex catsuit she was asked to leave the floor and change her clothing. She came back with the cheerleader outfit that she wore the day before. Now under the scrutiny of convention management, they said that was also unacceptable and was asked to leave the floor again only to return once she wore something more acceptable like a sweatshirt.

Now if you read the headlines, she was kicked out of the convention. She was held to strange double standards and blah, blah, blah… The fact of the matter is that this was a woman paid to dress in revealing clothing for the sole purpose of promoting a game. This isn’t a fan dressing up as her favorite character. Once her attire was brought to the attention of PAX management, they held her to the rules which is no booth babes. The frag dolls, including the amazing

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An Open Letter to Dr. Ray Muzyka & Bioware

Dr. Muzyka,

First I want to thank you for taking a moment to address the fans more or less directly. I know many people in the Mass Effect fanbase have been getting frustrated by the relative “wait & see” responses we’ve been getting up to this point. While you didn’t really provide solid answers you at least gave us a time frame in which to expect them, which is more than we had yesterday. I also want to thank you for what has mostly been an amazing gaming experience that has stretched three games and nearly half a decade.

Now to the point: I think most everyone can agree that Mass Effect 3 is a good game, so please stop hiding behind review scores. In my experience with talking with other fans it’s clear that almost everyone likes, nay loves, the first 98% of the game. Sure there might be some small issues or minor complaints, but nothing is really wrong with the game until you reach the ending. There is a lot of emotional satisfaction leading up to the ending. It’s almost like a Mass Effect class reunion. All the old characters show up (as long as they didn’t die,) you do some dancing, get drunk and then wake up on a couch next to Aria. Unfortunately, you wake up start to party some more and now the last bit of the night where you hook up with your old crush is a muddled drunken blur. Completely unsatisfying and putting a dampener on an otherwise AMAZING night.

That being said, I must again request Bioware hide behind the ratings. Sure you’re getting a metacritic score in the 90s from industry reviews, but on that same site you’re getting a 49 from the fans. Now I’m not saying that’s a fair score, because I strongly disagree. Anything below 80% as a rating is just someone being petty. *BUT*. If you’re going to embrace one, you can’t dismiss the other.

Here’s the sad honest truth that most of us know about video game reviews. Many reviewers never finish the games that they review. If you’re a professional in the industry, you’re a busy person. You have deadlines to meet and things to do. You don’t always have time to play through a 30+ hour game, and you surely don’t have time to play through the game twice; which is where the endings honestly get the most frustrating. So we have to take reviews with a grain of salt. How many reviewers finished the game before they published their review? How many had a chance to realize that all the endings were more or less the same, just with a different colored tint?

Seriously, the three endings (four if we’re being really generous) are more or less the same. They are so similar, that the cutscenes sync up and it’s obvious that the CGI was recycled between the endings (click here for a video that perfectly illustrates this point.) At this point, it feels like more effort has been put into the amazing commercials for the game than the actual ending.

In a game that was so character driven, why would anyone assume that ambiguous endings about characters that people have dedicated years to would be okay? Why are there plot holes? How did my squad get back the the Normandy without me? Why was the Normandy running from the fight? These are basic questions that no one asked during development? It seems like somewhere, there is an explanation to these sorts of questions but they might have been cut for the sake of keeping things moving. But why would you do that? I don’t think anyone has complained about an ending being “too long” or “too in-depth.” If you’re going to get wordy and long winded, the last scene of a trilogy of games seems to be the perfect place to do so.

The “Indoctrination Theory” is interesting two fold:
First, the ending was so bad that a large number of fans would rather it all be a dream. Think about that for a moment fellas. The ending is so disliked, people would rather you pull one of the cheapest and most reviled storytelling cop outs of all time. People would rather have Shepard wake up next to Bob Newhart or the Normandy be a ship in a snowglobe. That’s saying something.

Secondly, the story at the end is so rickety and undefined that fans can make a decent argument that it never happened. Sure you can really do that with most stories, but it seem particularly easy with Mass Effect 3. A well written story can leave thing vague without poking holes in their own balloon. And again, this doesn’t really apply to the whole story, just the ending.

All that is to say the following: Remember that you make games for the fans, not the critics. I personally think a brand new ending is asking a little much, but patching up the existing ending is well within reason. Tell us what happened to our crew. Tell us what happened to Shepard. Tell us what happened to all the other races. Are all the galaxy’s military forces now stuck in Sol? How did my squad get back to the Normandy? Why was the Normandy traveling via relay at the end? Fair warning, please don’t charge for this content. I personally won’t pay and there are a lot of people out there just waiting for another reason to be “internet” angry with you guys.

Also, in the meantime… make a video. Interview the Mass Effect 3 team. Ask them questions and let them answer with candor. Why were these choices made? How do they feel about the ending? What went into it? I don’t think I would be so frustrated personally if I just knew what the logic behind all this was.

Anyways, I want to thank you Bioware for one of the defining video game franchises in my nearly 30 years of playing games. While I didn’t like the ending of Mass Effect 3, the Mass franchise has always been a positive note in my experience and I will continue to view it as such. I know it’s not easy to pull off something like Mass Effect, and you guys should be given a lot of credit for taking it this far before your first “major” misstep.

P.S.- The Multiplayer is a lot of fun. I rarely play multiplayer and I find myself not able to put it down. Can’t wait to see what content you have lined up for it.

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I Think I’m Done With Video Games

I’m a life long gamer. I can’t remember a time in my life when there wasn’t a video game system of some sorts in my house. I started on the Atari 2600, got swept up with Nintendo Fever… heck I even had a Sega Saturn at one point. It’s a safe bet to say a large portion of my life has been dedicated to video games: either playing, writing about or selling them. But I think I’m done. I mean, I’m not going to ever play a video game again… but I’m just done with them being such a large portion of my life. You might be wondering why at this point. It’s no one thing and it’s not a sudden shift, but it really came to a head the past few weeks. What was the catalyst? Mass Effect 3. No spoilers are in the following.

Now before people start assuming, it’s not just the ending. Yes, the ending was completely pants. No, it didn’t ruin all of Mass Effect for me forever. Yes, this whole situation has gotten completely out of hand. Let me say that my first (and maybe only complete play through) of Mass Effect 3 took me about 30 hours. The largest portion of this time was amazing. Then came this haphazard ending that just felt like I was punched in the gut. At first I wasn’t sure how I felt about it. I took almost a full day to digest the experience and see how I felt about it. In the end, I decided I didn’t like it. At best, it was inspired by a lot of previous sci-fi works. At worst, they directly ripped off the ending of some movies, television shows and other video games. To compound the problem, the ending just wasn’t that good. It was full of plot holes. It came out of left field and really didn’t offer anything in the way of closure. A game series made up of literally hundreds of choices was boiled down to three choices in the end (or less if you happened to not play enough multi-player or complete enough side missions.) It just doesn’t make sense.

To me the worst part about this ending is that the ending is ambiguous, and it’s currently impossible to tell if it’s by accident or by design. There are currently conspiracy theories flying around that the ending never really happened. There are videos and websites that list possible clues that at some point it all became imaginary… AND IT MAKES SENSE. Like I said, I’m not sure if Bioware did it on purpose and they’re planning on following it up or if these plotholes were the result of poor writing. Then to top it off, Bioware won’t officially speak on the issue. Rather, they answer with these vague “Wait and see what we have in store…” replies.

Like I said, it doesn’t make the time I spent playing the game less fun… however… it kind of makes me feel like I wasted a lot of time playing these games. I think that’s the biggest point to all this. The people that are casual Mass Effect fans kind of shrugged off the ending, but people that went above and beyond seem personally crushed. I personally played through each game at least twice. I’ve read comics, bought hats, and browse wikis. It kind of became my new Star Wars. Then, much like Star Wars, I was equal parts angry at Mass Effect for the ending and myself for dedicating so much time to it. Having been burnt like this so many times before, I should have known better.

Clearly I’m not the only person that feels this way. Thousands of people online have said they are also unhappy with the ending. Going as far to demand that Bioware change it. I’m not sure that will happen or even if it should happen, but the point is still clear. People aren’t happy. It seems that it’s largely the hardcore fans that are being vocal about it too. To me, it seems they would be the ones you want to keep happiest. The ones that buy the $80 hoodies, or the $15 book, or the $10 DLC. And while it is slightly silly to be this upset over a video game, some people are trying to make a positive out of it by donating to charity in the name of getting the ending changed. As I write this, a group of almost 1500 gamers have raised over $36,000 for Penny-Arcade’s Child’s Play charity. So at the very least, some sick kids are going to benefit from all this.

Now you might be wondering, why this is enough to make me stop caring about games. Well, to be truthful it’s not. This is just the tip. What really pushed me over the line is the response by video game “journalist.” The same people that think that cakes or the newest Game of Thrones poster are “news” think that the fans are wrong and being immature. Not just saying they’re wrong, but mocking them and goading them to their websites merely to get a reaction for the sake of web traffic. Let me say this again… gaming websites are mocking gamers, telling them they’re immature and that their opinion is wrong about Mass Effect’s ending being wrong. That’s a lot of irony to try to pack into one sentence, so I’m sorry if it’s hard to read.

Yes, only in the video gaming industry would “journalist” be brazen enough to openly mock and belittle the very people that they depend on to create ad revenue. All for the sake of a little extra traffic (and some will say because they are in EA’s pocket, but I like to think that’s not the case), these writers and sites are calling a portion of their readership “childish,” “immature,” “self-entitled,” and more. To make it even better, many of the writers say the fans are out of line for flooding Bioware with their complaints and should use proper means to communicate their frustration… then bash the fans who organized the donations to charity. It’s really shocking behavior. I really find it hard to think of another medium where this would happen. Video game “journalism” has little credibility, even less accountability, and apparently no class.

I just don’t want to be involved in a culture where fans are treated with so little respect by people that are directly supported by fans. I have more important things I should be doing, and now I’ll have one less distraction.

**SPOILER WARNING**

If you’ve not seen the “multiple” endings for Mass Effect 3, here’s a video that puts them all together. For a game that claims 16 different endings, this is all pretty samey. I think this is a perfect illustration to one of the various points raised about why the ending is kind of terrible…

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Music Time: KROQ Classic

I was using Tunein to stream radio. Mainly just checking it out because it lets me stream KEXP and my local NPR station on Roku. Anyways, my friend Donny always used to talk about KROQ from when he used in Southern California, so I decided to look it up. Apparently KROQ offers a second channel on its HD frequency and it plays classic rock from the ’80s. This was the first song I heard. Needless to say, the channel instantly got added to my presets.

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Music Time: Hello It’s Me

I still have my Something/Anything double LP. Such a great album.

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Not dead.

I am still alive. I survived the holidays mostly.

Lots of news coming. A lot of changes in 2012. Possible projects, new jobs, new locations… 2012 is going to be a huge year.

I’m not really ready to talk about a lot of it, but here are a couple things I am ready to share:

My writing – I really spread myself too thin in this respect. I am going to try to refocus my efforts and really make the best use of my time going forward. It’s hard to do things right when you’re trying to do too much.

Kneel Before Pod – There will be more of it. We’re going to work to make sure that there’s a new episode every two weeks. I’m also going to do my best to have actual content on the site again. Maybe not daily or anything, but maybe some videos, review and show notes. That’s right, I’m going to be professional and actually post a companion for every episode that will have links, pictures, etc. I also have some interesting ideas to make Kneel Before Pod more multi-media and also get the fans involved a little more again. We’ll see if I can get it to work though.

This Site and the Internet in general – I’m hoping to get back to sharing and communicating with all of you on Twitter, Google+ and elsewhere. I just haven’t had much to say lately and haven’t spent much time in front of a computer with twitter open. Not to mention I had my cellphone turned off during the Holidays to save money. I was super busy and that phone just sucks up my time with email and twitter.

Lastly, here’s a little personal update. Late this year I tried to weigh myself only to find that I exceeded the weight limit on my scale. It was a horrible feeling. I had to make a change. So to start things out I have gone on a Ketogenic Diet to help jump start a new, healthier period in my life. I am already down almost 35 pounds since I started in November and feeling great. I am now around the same weight I was around my second year in college. I’m sure I will be posting more about this in the future.

Anyways, here’s to a wonderful 2012!

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Is the Honeymoon Over?

In general, many people have a problem with other people in positions of authority. Very few people like to be told what to do. It’s just human nature. With that in mind, the relationship between police officers and your regular joe on the street has been tense at times. Over the years various groups of people have rioted for various reasons, some reasons better than others. Pigs, Fuzz, The Man: As long as there have been polices officers, there have been people that disliked them. Though I think that following the events of 9/11, the police in general have been riding on a wave of goodwill from the American population.

Some of you might not remember this, but before 9/11, things that involved the police were ticking time bombs. In 1992 LA burned for six days when the officers that beat Rodney King were acquitted. That same year the movie Reservoir Dogs was released. The movie contained a quick exchange between Mr. Pink and Mr. White that would be the center of many conversations with my friend Donny back in College.


Did You Kill Anybody?

Mr. Pink: Did you kill anybody?
Mr. White: A few cops.
Mr. Pink: No real people?
Mr. White: Just cops.

Could you imagine dialog like that in a movie a few years ago? There would have been hell to pay. Even now, I think there would be plenty of people offended and voicing their displeasure over it. But every day I think it’s getting to the point that it would slide past and only be a story on Fox News.

Every day on my twitter, on Reddit, or just talking to people in my store I am hearing more and more unrest. More people saying “Fuck the Police” and other such now cliche anti-authority slogans. It now seems like a near daily occurrence that someone is getting beaten, shot or sprayed while protesting in their city. Each time I see a video from the Occupy movement, the demonstrators are seemingly more and more hostile towards the police. How many more times till it’s the last time? Will the ineptitude of politicians and the ill=deeds of a couple terrible cops going to lead to riots in major cities across the country?

I hope not. I hope that we can move ahead as a nation and try to make the country a great place to live for as many citizens as we can. But hoping isn’t enough, and I fear that we’re quickly approaching that moment where a couple people are going that last dumb decision and throw us all into social unrest.

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